The 5 Idiots

                                                         The 5 Idiots 

King Akbar asked Birbhai to look for five biggest idiots in his state and produce them in his court within a month.

After a month's extensive search operations, Birbhai brought to the court only two people !

"But I asked for five", King Akbar angrily shouted. 

"Give me a chance to present them one by one", Birbhai pleaded and went on to present his idiots:

"Maharaj, this man, while travelling in a bullock cart, was keeping his luggage on his head so as not to hurt the bullocks. He is the first idiot. 

In corporate parlance 

these are ones who take all load on themselves and not delegate 

Pointing to the second man, Birbhai continued, "And this man here is the second idiot. 

Some grass grew on the roof of his thatched house and he was trying to force his cow climb up a ladder to graze on them."  

In corporate parlance, these are those who set unrealistic targets and force others to achieve it without realising their capabilities and competency

Birbhai continued, "Maharaj, there were a lot of important jobs for me to do in the state, but I ignored them and wasted a precious month in search for idiots.

According to me I am the third idiot. 

Idiots who rush obediently for wrong job assignments without any qualms 

Birbhai paused here for a moment.

"Who are the fourth and fifth idiots?", King Akbar thundered.

"Beg your pardon, Maharaj", Birbhai continued, "You are the King and are responsible for the well-being of the entire State and its people. 

You need wise persons to help you oversee the state affairs. 

Instead of looking for wise people you engaged me to look for idiots. According to me you are the fourth idiot. 

Bad leaders who make poor strategies and want idiots to follow blindly 

And, Maharaj, the person who is glued to this Whatsapp msgs, keeping aside all his high priority assignments, oblivious of pressing needs of his familiy,  just to learn who is the fifth idiot, is the fifth idiot himself. 

What do you say, Maharaj ?" Birbhai concluded.

King Akbar said, "Post this immediately to all the WhatsApp groups."..... 😝😅🤝🙏